So... I fell in love

...and that's why I haven't been blogging. Plus I've been having migraines like crazy. We've got them down to one a week, instead of EVERY DAY. That's right people. Every day.

Anywho, I have a lot to post about so expect more posts in the upcoming weeks...especially one about my fantastic boyfriend. He doesn't have an animal pseudonym but if you can suggest one, I'd appreciate it.

Here's today's little gem of awesomeness:
BTW-Marmoset, who I asked to choose his animal, is perplexed about why I would need to know that and is not happy about being left out of something. Marmoset works with Teddy and I. It's a little long, but hilarious.

Teddy-- [2:48 PM]:

So Pidgeon just said this to me...

i wish i had your brain sometimes.

when i become a zombie...your brain is first...sorry

Marmoset--[2:51 PM]:

hehehe

well, at least you now know that when she rises and becomes part of the walking dead you'll still be first in her eyes

or whatever a zombie might use for radar

Teddy-- [2:53 PM]:

no way, I told her yours was better

Marmoset--[2:53 PM]:

nah, it's old and mossy

Teddy-- [2:54 PM]:

you're smarter than my so yours must be tastier

Marmoset--[2:56 PM]:

depends on whether you have a taste for the smartiness or not

Teddy-- [2:56 PM]:

she will

Marmoset--[2:56 PM]:

might be too sweet

and powdery

Teddy-- [2:56 PM]:

HA!  Take THAT Mr. Smarty Brains!

Marmoset--[2:57 PM]:

Don't disappoint the girl. She clearly wants to eat your brains

Teddy-- [2:58 PM]:

I think it's imperative that she eat quality brains. 

Marmoset--[2:58 PM]:

you don't think she's getting her recommended daily allowance?

Teddy-- [3:04 PM]:

she's not a zombie yet

Pidgeon aka Me--[3:59 PM]:

why hello good sir and madam

Marmoset--[3:59 PM]:

So I hear you want to eat some brains

Pidgeon aka Me--[3:59 PM]:

well, when i become a zombie.

let's clarify.

Marmoset--[3:59 PM]:

and a fine how do you do to you

so is this an impending thing?

coming up sometime in the near future?

Pidgeon aka Me--[4:01 PM]:

i am not brain-hungry unless i am stuck in a hannibal movie

well, i don't know. i just like people who are smarter than me or smart ass-ier than me. so when i become a zombie i shall seek out their brains and make a sandwhich or pasta.

Teddy-- [4:02 PM]:

Make mine pasta

Marmoset--[4:03 PM]:

i see

Pidgeon aka Me--[4:03 PM]:

well, i won't eat yours since you said Marmoset's is probably tastier. but i'll share my Marmoset brain pasta with you.

Marmoset--[4:03 PM]:

so now you are both going to be zombies?

Teddy-- [4:03 PM]:

Marmoset's is probably way better but I don't want to eat his brains

Pidgeon aka Me--[4:03 PM]:

the possibility is high

oh

why not??

i would totally eat your brain Marmoset. (that is compliment)

Teddy-- [4:03 PM]:

I don't want to be a zombie

Pidgeon aka Me--[4:03 PM]:

i don't know why Teddy is insulting your brain.

well you don't get a choice.

Marmoset--[4:04 PM]:

i don't either

Pidgeon aka Me--[4:04 PM]:

i didn't choose to be a zombie.

Marmoset--[4:04 PM]:

frankly, I'm offended

Pidgeon aka Me--[4:04 PM]:

choose*

i would be too.

Teddy are you saying you wouldn't eat my brain either?

Teddy-- [4:04 PM]:

I'm not ingesting any part of anyone in this conversation

Pidgeon aka Me--[4:04 PM]:

are you saying my brain doesn't seem tasty? it's full of quips, brain teasers, mad libs, and snarky comments

Marmoset--[4:04 PM]:

so you'd ingest "other" people NOT in this conversation?

wow....

Teddy-- [4:05 PM]:

Pidge, you're brain probably tastes like lake and mother of pearl

Marmoset--[4:05 PM]:

I can't believe you just said that

Teddy-- [4:05 PM]:

*lace

Marmoset--[4:05 PM]:

I was curious about the "lake" flavor

Pidgeon aka Me--[4:05 PM]:

i think my brain probably tastes like macaroni and cheese.

Marmoset--[4:05 PM]:

would seem kind of fishy

Pidgeon aka Me--[4:05 PM]:

i know right

my brain just isn't good enough. Marmoset, would you eat my brain if we were zombies?

Marmoset--[4:06 PM]:

well, if we were both zombies, then, no

because it would old and zombie-musty

not fresh anymore

Pidgeon aka Me--[4:06 PM]:

honestly Marmoset...i'm not sure if zombies care

they're zombies

Marmoset--[4:07 PM]:

but if you weren't a zombie, i'd totally eat your brain

Pidgeon aka Me--[4:07 PM]:

i think they don't care what kind of brain it is. i mean you never hear a zombie saying "fresh braaaiin" or "cage free braaaain"

they just say "braaaaainnns"

Teddy-- [4:08 PM]:

If I ever encounter a zombie I will inform him/her that they better kill me cause I don't want to be a zombie

Marmoset--[4:08 PM]:

true

but you never see zombies eating other zombies brains.. they just leave each other alone

Pidgeon aka Me--[4:08 PM]:

good point

you're brain just gets tastier

Marmoset--[4:08 PM]:

I would have to say there has to be something in the scent

like a fresh brain smell or something

Teddy-- [4:09 PM]:

then I have to live like forever walking around smelling like a stinky gum-hole

Pidgeon aka Me--[4:09 PM]:

ew

Marmoset--[4:09 PM]:

nice

ok.....

i'm out of here for the day

Marmoset--[4:09 PM]:

talk to you zombies tomorrow

Pidgeon aka Me--[4:09 PM]:

take care of that tasty brain

Marmoset--[4:09 PM]:

it has a creamy center

On a side note: 

I made these cards out of mostly recycled paper from the recycling bin at work for a friend and her husband who is in the hospital. Quite proud of myself.