Top Ten...well it started out a Top Ten list...there's really only Five

Top Ten...Interesting Things, Bullshit Things, Hilarious Things, Horrifying Things, Mystifying Things I heard lately...

Yes, yes. I know there are only five, I keep thinking I will remember the other five. But I've been holding onto this list for I don't know WEEKS. So here it is. A top ten list that is actually a Top Five list.

1. Mom, since you don't have a weiner, do you pee out of your butt? (Awkward conversation, it was)

2. I think it fell in the shitter, like my shirt sleeve did yesterday. (I had no words for this when I heard it and I have no words now)

3. There's a circus in my tummy (Okay, I said that. The reply was "Well, did you eat any animal crackers?")



4. Wow, you've gained weight. (OUCH-Okay I have, a little)

5. I bet if I didn't have Fibro I would be a walking Wikipedia in a year.

ACTUALLY, if I didn't have Fibromyalgia, I would probably be able to do a lot of things. Like remember what point I was getting at right now.

Remember folks, just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there. The same goes for Santa, Jesus, and really bad gas.