"Here's my horse. His name is Joshua."
"No it isn't. I speak horse. His name is Susan and he wants you to respect his life choices."
2. Why Procrastination is Good Thing
I have almost told you what you're Christmas present is three times today alone.
it's so HARD to keep secrets from you.
I type it and then I erase it hoping that will help.
This is why I do all my Christmas shopping at the last minute (i just realized this).
SEE procrastination can be useful!
3. ACTUAL conversations about being ignored and what happens to a person's soul if it gets washed accidentally
what i do when someone is ignoring me... i send them a picture of a kitten doing something silly
no one can ignore that.
I did. I sent him a picture of Grumpy cat. He looked at it but didn't say anything. jerkface
it's amazing how we think alike
maybe he left his soul at home
in his other pants
or maybe it got washed in the washer and it's all rumply and he layed it out so it can get smooth
He probably shrunk it. Irresponsible.
maybe he didn't react to your cat picture because now his soul is tiny and will only fit on THAT cat.
If you don't know about her, she's a ferocious, spunky, redheaded, intelligent, heroine written by Lucy Maud Montgomery. This was my favorite book as a child and honestly it's still my favorite book. Here's some quotes that really speak to me:
Next time, I'm going to post a poll asking whether or not you guys actually care about seeing the crafts I'm making. I figure you don't and will say yes just to be nice. Maybe I'll skip the poll. Stay tuned. This blog could really go just about anywhere.